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Energy Drinks : And The Coming Invasion

by Dave Esposito

Nestled in the quiet boundaries of terrains of bliss, calm and relaxation, the citizens of Germany are rudely being woken up, jolted and shocked by a most hideous creature, place of origin unknown.

Take the family who had packed their clothes, trunks brimming with vodka and two, almost adult kids, both boys, about twelve or thirteen years old, who decided to get away from the rustle and bustle for a 2 day road trip. All scenarios resulted with the usual expectations as they had numerous times previously when they made the same journey, seeking fresh air, bright green landscapes and anywhere a phone could not reach them.

All things seemed perfectly normal. Their vintage automobile pressed into each corner of a daunting hill that looked like a mountain, burning the tires every now and then. The boys were deeply asleep with dreams of who knows what, but since one of the boys developed some drool dripping from the shadow of his lips, one might guess his thoughts were of events and pleasures not yet experienced.

Sara, the wife, too was in a bottomless slumber, perhaps caused by the jarring white noise of the car engine surging itself up yet another car-eating hill.

We should all be counting our lucky stars there was an inconspicuously placed camera, ironically perfectly positioned to capture what was to unfold. Perhaps, a fluke being the same day K-fee energy drink was being introduced to the general public. What was clearly meant to be a television commercial representing a peaceful setting was unfortunately thrust into the soon to be legendary scary German energy drink commercial , maybe 180 degrees in the reverse direction of all plans, rehearsals, and run-throughs.

Not a single soul could have predicted it, and unless there were eyewitness reports, the good people of Germany may not be panically pacing, laying awake and up at all hours completely baffled and flabbergasted by what was recorded. Although there is video evidence, to date, German officials have kept mum about what happened that day. Perhaps to purposely keep it under the rug, or act like it never happened, but one thing is for sure, Germany will not ever be the same again. The invasion has begun.

A well intentioned, but shaky character, Dave is known as the fellow who likes to drink energy drinks and has been captivating a growing audience every energy drinks pass his lips. Of course, others are welcome to come along, while the adventures continue.

Published December 9th, 2007

Filed in Health, Teen